I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you dude.
Replace dude with bro and you’ve got me :p
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
I don’t care if we’re sleeping together— You’re a dude.
I don’t care if you’re my child, or my mother— You’re a dude.
I don’t care if you’re the Pope, or the Queen of England— You’re a dude.
(Source: iamthemagicks, via theproverbialsunrise)
